February 2013
Anonymous asked: we never really talked before but im gonna miss you and your blog! hopefully you come back but if not i understand. good luck :)
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(sorry i would put this in a read more but im on my phone sorry sorry sorry) ummmmmm so if you’ve been on my blog the past couple of weeks you might have seen that i havent really posted much at all. im tired of tumblr, tired of going on every day and tired of procrastinating because of it. (also tumblr as a society is hypocritical and judgemental and its not the sort of environment i want to be...
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ladykatniss:
when someone yells STOP i never know if its in the name of love, or if its hammertime
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obesitycore:
the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told
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ameliawillaims:
JAVESONNA HAVE DECIDED THE WINNERS FOR OUR TUMBLR AWARDS IT WILL BE ANNOUNCED LATER TONIGHT WOOOO!!
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Watch
The Perks of Being a Wallflower: Sibling rivalry turns to love (FULL DELETED SCENE - 4:16)
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currently reading 9423048329408 books
buys 3 online
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Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
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ummmmmmmmmmm so i haven’t really been on all week since i’m just starting year 11 and there’s so much more work! i have a study timetable and everything so at least for a while i’m not going to be on much (which is probably a good thing) so yeah have fun blogging for a while without me :-)
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viserystargeryen:
Sorry for the wait but after much judging we’ve finally decided on finalists for the Javesonna Tumblr Awards and will do a final round of deciding to determine the winners in each category. We’ve also added in a few extra categories that weren’t there before :)
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bowlingforsoup:
id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post
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January 2013
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when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
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